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Human milk, from a mom down the road

The real stuff. Straight from the source.

Screened, fresh-frozen breast milk for families who need it and anyone who wants it. Pickup in western Wisconsin, delivery across the Twin Cities.

Order milk How it works
  • Blood-screened donor
  • Frozen within hours
  • Dated & labeled bags
Brandy smiling down at a sleeping baby on her lap
100%human. No formula.
Liquid gold Locally pumped Screened & safe Freezer-ready
Who it's for

Real milk for whoever needs it.

Not everyone can make enough, and formula isn't the answer for everyone. Brandy's milk is for anyone who wants the real thing.

Parents who can't produce enough

Low supply, medications, surgery, or it just didn't happen. Give your baby breast milk anyway, without the guilt.

Adoptive, foster & surrogacy families

Your baby came to you a different way. Breast milk can still be part of the plan.

Athletes & bodybuilders

Some lifters swear by it as a whole-food addition to their diet. Bulk pricing for the regulars.

Why Brandy started this

Feeding a baby shouldn't come down to luck.

Some moms have more milk than their baby can drink. Others pump around the clock and still come up short. Formula shelves go empty, milk banks keep their supply for hospital babies, and strangers online are a gamble.

Titty Milk Inc. is the in-between: a real, local mom with milk to spare, a screening process you can see, and a phone number you can actually text.

I had more milk than my freezer could hold. Pouring it out felt wrong when I knew moms who'd give anything for it.

Brandy, founder (placeholder quote)
How it works

Three steps to a full freezer.

No apps, no subscriptions, no weird middlemen.

Tell us how much

Send the order form or a text. Pick a size, and we'll confirm what's in the freezer and when it's ready.

Pickup or delivery

Grab it frozen in western Wisconsin, or we'll bring it to you across the Twin Cities in an insulated cooler.

Freeze, thaw & feed

Every bag is dated. Keep it in the freezer, thaw in the fridge, and use the oldest bag first.

Safety first, always

You'll know exactly where it came from.

Buying milk online from strangers is risky. That's the whole reason this exists. Every step is written down, and you can ask about any of it.

Talk with your pediatrician before feeding your baby donor milk.

  • Blood-screened donorRecent lab results for HIV, hepatitis B & C, HTLV and syphilis, available to see on request.
  • A clean lifestyleNo smoking, vaping, alcohol or drugs. Medications and supplements are disclosed.
  • Pumped clean, frozen fastSterilized pump parts, sealed storage bags, and into a deep freezer within hours.
  • Every bag labeledDate pumped and ounces on each bag, so you always know how fresh it is.
  • Kept cold the whole wayStored at 0°F and handed off frozen in an insulated cooler with ice packs.
Pricing

Simple, by the ounce.

Frozen in 4–6 oz bags. The more you take, the less you pay per ounce.

Starter

$2.50 / oz
Up to 100 oz
  • Try it out, no commitment
  • Local pickup
  • Every bag dated & labeled
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Most families pick this

Stock-up

$2.25 / oz
100–300 oz · save 10%
  • Weeks of feeds in the freezer
  • Pickup or Twin Cities delivery
  • Same donor every time
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Bulk

$2.00 / oz
300 oz and up · save 20%
  • Best price per ounce
  • Standing monthly orders
  • Free Twin Cities delivery
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Unscreened milk from strangers online~$1 / oz
Titty Milk Inc. · screened, local, someone you can meet$2–2.50 / oz
Nonprofit milk bank (babies only, limits without a prescription)~$4.50 / oz

Athletes & adults: $3.50/oz, or $3.00/oz on 100 oz and up.
Placeholder prices for review. Shipping on dry ice will be quoted per order.

Brandy Coomer holding a baby
Meet your donor

Hi, I'm Brandy.

I'm a mom in western Wisconsin with a big freezer and more milk than my family needs. I started Titty Milk Inc. so that milk goes to babies (and grown-ups) who want it, from someone they can actually meet.

I'm happy to answer questions, show you my lab results, or just talk feeding. Text anytime.

Brandy Coomer

Where we deliver

Western Wisconsin to the Twin Cities.

Close enough to hand it to you frozen. Far enough to reach the families who need it most.

Local pickup

Turtle Lake area. Address shared when you order.

Western Wisconsin

Amery, Clear Lake, Cumberland, Rice Lake & nearby.

Twin Cities

Minneapolis, St. Paul & suburbs. Scheduled delivery runs.

Shipping

On dry ice, overnight. Coming soon.

Questions

The stuff people ask.

Is it legal to buy breast milk?

Private sales of human milk aren't banned under federal law. (Placeholder: confirm Wisconsin and Minnesota rules before launch.)

How do I know it's safe?

Brandy is blood-tested, lives a clean lifestyle, and pumps and freezes every bag the same careful way. You can see her lab results before you buy. Always check with your pediatrician first.

How long does frozen milk keep?

About 6 months in a regular freezer and up to 12 months in a deep freezer. Once it's thawed in the fridge, use it within 24 hours and don't refreeze it.

Why do bodybuilders buy breast milk?

Some athletes like it as a natural, whole-food source of protein, fat and calories. There's little research on it for adults, so we don't make health claims. If you want it, we've got it.

Can I meet Brandy first?

Absolutely. Most first orders start with a quick text or a coffee at pickup. Ask her anything.

How do I pay?

Cash or Venmo at pickup or delivery. Payment details will be confirmed when your order is.

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Let's fill your freezer.

Send your order and Brandy will text you back within a day to confirm the amount, the price and a time.

  • Text (555) 555-0123 (placeholder)
  • Email hello@tittymilkinc.com (placeholder)
  • Pickup Turtle Lake, WI area

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